Monday, April 16, 2018

Perks

When this story was published in Northwest Magazine, Sunday supplement in The Oregonian, a cover painting gave it top billing. I tried to buy the painting but was too late. Also, the story made me something of a local hero in eastern Oregon, so much so that a patron of sorts offered me free use of a Wallowa lakeside cabin for several weeks in the summer, a generous offer I took advantage of for a number of years. In fact, I began writing my first hyperdrama there, the commissioned Chateau de Mort. In other words, this story brought a lot of perks.


The First Stoplight in Wallowa County

Northwest (September 4, 1988)

Charles Deemer


FLETCH HAD WOKEN UP without an alarm clock at 5:30 a.m., give or take ten minutes, for so many years that neither Sunday off nor a bad hangover could keep him in bed past six. On this Sunday the hangover was worse than usual because he had been lucky playing cards last night at Mel's Tavern, putting together a rare string of winning poker strategies. Twice he drew successfully to an inside straight. At stud, in the largest pot of the evening, he bluffed Jensen into folding three visible kings in deference to his own two aces up, even though he had only a junk deuce down. And more often than not, he folded the two pairs on which he habitually raised — and lost. When the game was over, Fletch walked away from the table almost $50 richer, most of which he spent setting up whiskey at the Cowboy Bar down Main Street.
Fletch rarely drank hard liquor, which made his first gesture this morning tentative — but right on time. Or so he thought.
The first hint that something was wrong was that the clock read four, not five-thirty. The second was that he could read the time at all. His Big Ben came from a preluminous era when clocks had big hands and little hands instead of radiant numerical displays. Fletch's big hand had not reached the bed lamp yet, and so he shouldn't have been able to read the time. But read it he did.
Fletch's room was located above the selfsame Mel's Tavern responsible for his hangover — or at least that had financed it. Looking out the window to Main Street, Fletch saw the one thing in the world that should not have been there: a stoplight. A genuine traffic light, swinging lightly in the summer breeze, showing him a devilish green even as it showed Swede's Tavern across the corner a diabolical red. As anyone in northeastern Oregon could tell you, there wasn't a single stoplight in all Wallowa County. Since Joseph was in the county, Fletch must be looking at some alcohol-induced mirage.
Moving in the green glow to the window, he leaned on the windowsill and stared out at the light. He scratched his belly and stared for a long time — until suddenly, impossibly, the green light turned yellow, and the yellow light turned red.
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One of the best lines I ever wrote is in this story:
"Portland was a city that commissioned Beauty and got Portlandia, a copper statue of a scantily-clad lady holding a pitchfork."

Wallowa Lake



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