A one act, my best dark comedy, I think.
Read the play.The Stiffa farce in one actby Charles DeemerTHE CAST (4M, 2W):President John Jones, the leader of the peopleMrs. Eunice Jones, his wifeChi Chi, his mistressNeck, the morticianCharles, his assistantDr. Alberts, the doctorTHE TIME:Any timeTHE PLACE:A back room in the Public Hall in a foreign country.THE SET:Upstage center is a table on which is a casket. A window, upstage left, looks out upon the square. Entrance into the room is stage right. Modest furnishings: this is the room in which the corpses of public figures are kept before being put on display to the people.(AT RISE: DR. ALBERTS has his back to the audience, inspecting a body in the casket. Waiting expectantly are MRS. JONES, NECK and CHARLES. Mrs. Jones, who is in mourning, is dressed in black. She holds a black lace handkerchief over her sobs. The doctor turns and moves away from the casket.)NECK: Well, doctor?DR. ALBERTS: Your suspicions are correct. I find the organ to be tumescent.(Mrs. Jones breaks into tears.)CHARLES: Please, Mrs. Jones.MRS. JONES: (struggling) It's sca— ... scan— ... it's scanda—CHARLES: Now, now.NECK: Perhaps you could give her something.DR. ALBERTS: Comes, Mrs. Jones. You must try to relax.(The doctor and Mrs. Jones start out.)
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